Lody
24-Feb-2009, 07:52 PM
مع احترامي الى تخصص تنمية الموارد البشريه... تخصصي ان شاء الله :D
After 2 years of
SELFLESS SERVICES
A MAN REALIZED THAT HE HAS NOT BEEN
PROMOTED
NO TRANSFER
NO SALARY INCREASE
AND THE COMPANY IS NOT
DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT
SO
ONE MORNING
HE DECIDED TO
WALK UP TO HIS HR MANAGER
After exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his problem. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;
My friend, you have not worked here for even ONE DAY.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the Manager went on to explain.
Manager : How many days are there in a year?
Man : 365 days and some times 366
Manager : How many hours make up a day?
Man : 24 hours
Manager : How long do you work in a day?
Man : 8 am to 4 pm i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager : So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours ?
Man : (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3 (one third)
Manager : That is nice of you ! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man : 122 (1/3x366 = 122 days)
Manager : Do you come to work on weekends?
Man : No Sir
Manager : How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man : 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager : Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man : 18 days.
Manager : OK ! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man : 4 days
Manager : Do you work on New Year day?
Man : No Sir
Manager : Do you come to work on workers day?
Man : No Sir
Manager : So how many days are left?
Man : 2 days Sir
Manager : Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man : No Sir
Manager : So how many days are left?
Man : 1 day Sir
Manager : Do you work on Christmas day?
Man - No Sir
Manager : So how many days are left?
Man : None Sir
Manager : So, what are you claiming?
Man : I have understood, Sir. I did not realize that I was stealing Company money all these days.
MORAL :
NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP
HR = HIGH RISK
And in the Employee's Opinion
H = HASBY ALLAH WA NE3MA EL WAKEEL
R =
RABENA YA7'ODOKO
After 2 years of
SELFLESS SERVICES
A MAN REALIZED THAT HE HAS NOT BEEN
PROMOTED
NO TRANSFER
NO SALARY INCREASE
AND THE COMPANY IS NOT
DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT
SO
ONE MORNING
HE DECIDED TO
WALK UP TO HIS HR MANAGER
After exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his problem. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;
My friend, you have not worked here for even ONE DAY.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the Manager went on to explain.
Manager : How many days are there in a year?
Man : 365 days and some times 366
Manager : How many hours make up a day?
Man : 24 hours
Manager : How long do you work in a day?
Man : 8 am to 4 pm i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager : So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours ?
Man : (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3 (one third)
Manager : That is nice of you ! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man : 122 (1/3x366 = 122 days)
Manager : Do you come to work on weekends?
Man : No Sir
Manager : How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man : 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager : Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man : 18 days.
Manager : OK ! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man : 4 days
Manager : Do you work on New Year day?
Man : No Sir
Manager : Do you come to work on workers day?
Man : No Sir
Manager : So how many days are left?
Man : 2 days Sir
Manager : Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man : No Sir
Manager : So how many days are left?
Man : 1 day Sir
Manager : Do you work on Christmas day?
Man - No Sir
Manager : So how many days are left?
Man : None Sir
Manager : So, what are you claiming?
Man : I have understood, Sir. I did not realize that I was stealing Company money all these days.
MORAL :
NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP
HR = HIGH RISK
And in the Employee's Opinion
H = HASBY ALLAH WA NE3MA EL WAKEEL
R =
RABENA YA7'ODOKO